Small Cocks Matter Stag Do T-Shirt - Military Green / 2XL

Because confidence isn’t measured in inches.The Small Cocks Matter tee is peak stag do humour bold, self aware and guaranteed to get laughs wherever the night takes you. With a punchy block design in unmistakable colours and a cheeky nod to body confidence, this shirt does exactly what a proper stag tee should do start conversations and lower standards immediately.This one’s for the lad who owns the joke, the groom who can take it on the chin, or the whole group if irony is your love language. Loud, unapologetic and impossible to ignore, it’s made for pubs, clubs, airports and those regrettable group photos that live forever.Printed on soft, durable cotton with a comfortable relaxed fit, it’s built to survive long days, longer nights and the sort of memories that should probably stay off WhatsApp.Product features Medium-weight 100% cotton body (solid colors) — durable, smooth print surface Twill shoulder tape and tubular knit — resists stretching and reduces seam lines Ribbed knit collar + tear-away label — comfortable, shape-retaining neckline with no itch Dual printing methods (DTF for sleeves/inner neck, DTG for main areas) — crisp, detailed graphics Oeko-Tex certified and ethically sourced US cotton; meets safety and compliance standards Care instructions Non-chlorine: bleach as needed Do not iron Do not dryclean Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) Tumble dry: low heat EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, [email protected], 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean